lol only if anything was this simple
(Source: thefunnygentleman, via omgjess-deactivated20120201)
I can’t find the fast forward button anywhere on this Universal Life remote!
I stole this rose from a bar the other night. I love flowers. If I want it I get it. Anyways. I left it to die pretty much on my table. I picked it up and started to peel of some of the petals. I don’t want to sound gay but it’s sad. Something so beautiful was drying up in front of me. So I got the healthier part of the rose cut off most of the stem and put it in a cup. Hopefully it will last a few more days. And yeah I do talk to plants and flowers.
A kiss
A kiss that came out of no where
A kiss that I longed
A kiss that made me melt like butter
Your move
Now, what do I do?
I am horrible at being a girl
Friends with benefits
The benefits are different with everyone. One- it never works. One end always falls. Sex to begin with makes you territorial by nature of who you are having sex with no matter what it’s like a natural instinct. Why do people do this? Well we all have our needs and well you don’t want the commitment just the happy ending every time. I wanna hear peoples stories on this subject for sure. In my case. It worked for a bit and then it got complicated and then in order to not get hurt I had to become cold.
The friend zone
Dang I got put in the “friend zone” now I know what it feels like when I do it to others.
